Meet My New Friend

Hello loyal followers! I'd like for you to meet my new friend, Box. We met on the set of Logans Run (a lovely film by the way), and we immediately hit it off. Okay, so he might've tried to freeze me with his gun hand, but water under the bridge, right? I know you'll just love him, he's just the nicest guy...So I brought him in for all of you to meet him!

Box, say hi to all my followers!


BOX! We went over this! This is NOT how we greet our friends. Put.The.Gun.Down. We don't kill our friends!

What do you mean why not? Box, your scaring away all my followers, now be nice!
Why don't you show them your collection? I'm sure they'll like that!

Oh God! No! I meant your stamp collection, not your frozen person collection! Are you alway this creepy?

Uhh...Sorry guys, I guess he's having a bad day. Now there's several things I don't understand about our friend Box here. First of all, what person thought that a giant, oddly shaped, toaster-like robot who has an arm that freezes people was a good idea? What purpose could that ever serve?? I can really say that he is the most innecessary "actor" in the world.