I want to kil...I mean..serve you

My loyal followers, I'd like to introduce you to the world's absolute creepiest robotic servant, Ms. Katrina Van Televox!!

Now, when I look at this, there is one glaring question in my mind; Why in the world is she dressed up like a demented quaker lady? I mean, she even has a bonnet, for Christ's sake! First, you would only wear a bonnet if your married, and she is a Ms. Televox after-all, and second of all, wasn't the whole "wear a bonnet" thing over by 1930 (the year of the creation of Ms. Televox)?

While on the subject of Ms. Televox's civil status, it slightly unnerves me that she is single. Why you ask? Because If I start thinking of her looking for a Mr. Televox, (Which does actually exist by the way, along with a child televox) and then, If I'm thinking about that, I have to think about how she gives birth to the little child televoxes which is just plain old creepy, no?

I don't know if it's just me, but does Ms. Televox not look like she want's to slip something in your drink? I think it's that mischevious look in her unblinking eyes that seems to say "I hate you, humanoid, DIE" Yep, that Ms. Televox would be the first to turn on you when the robot revolution begins, and unlike the robots in "I, Robot", she wouldn't waste any time scaring us with curfews and threats. Nope, she'd just go straight for the kill. If I had her in my house, I wouldn't be able to sleep at night.

So, I'd definitely never by her, especially at the wopping price of 22,000, which, in her day, would mean about ninety thousand dollars today. Would you buy Ms. Televox? Please comment with your opinions