Sunday, March 1, 2009

The Worlds Most Demented McDonalds.... EVER

I saw the worlds creepiest McDonalds ever! It was like depicting the apocalypse of Chicago. Let me give you some details. It has this ceiling, made to look like a river, with totally new buildings, made out of metal, while on the bottom, there are these two ginormous pictures, one of the Chicago Theatre with fish swimming around it, and coral growing on it, and the other one depicted the Art Institute, with one of our famous lion sculptures broken and with sea plants growing on it and fish swimming all around the building. And then on the ground there's this model of this sorta famous statue in Grant PArk, chipped, and with alien like lamps with strobe in them. Isn't that just demented? So let me get this straight McDonalds corporation, you want the McDonald's of the future as you call it, to be Chicago sinking under water, and all our landmarks being ruined. I think McDonalds is jealous of Chicago...

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