x-etera man: Can YOU understand?

Hello loyal followers! I'm sure everybody who is reading this at some time or another heard a song, that no matter how hard you try, you can never for the life of you decipher the lyrics. Often times, these songs drive you to insanity, to the point of pulling out your hair in frustration. So naturally, I want to show you some of these so you can suffer along with me!! It's almost like a game show, except if you actually understand what they're saying, their's no prizes. Or applause. But you can always applaud yourself, right?

Anyhow, let's go to round one. Can YOU hear what they're saying?

Psychedelic Furs - Love My Way
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I'm now picturing the undoubtably shocked/confused look on your face. And possibly giggling at the thought. But anyhow, here are the official lyrics, which I seriously think were invented at the last minute.

there's an army

on the dancefloor

it's a fashion

with a gun my love

in a room

without a door

a kiss is not enough



in

love my way

it's a new road

i follow where

my mind goes



they'd put us

on a railroad

they'd dearly

make us pay

for laughing

in their faces

and making it our way

there's emptiness

behind their eyes

there's dust

in all their hearts

they just want to

steal us all

and take us all apart



but not in

love my way

it's a new road

i follow where

my mind goes



swallow all your tears my love

put on your new face

you can never win or lose

if you don't run the race

I'm confused too. Ready for round number two? Me neither! But the show must go on....

This one is slightly harder than the first one first one. I know, quite hard to believe isn't it?

 The only thing I can understand is the chorus, and not even all of that either. Now, let's reveal the lyrics. Prepare to be shocked.
Poor old Johnny Ray

Sounded sad upon the radio, he moved a million hearts in mono.

Our mothers cried and sang along and who'd blame them.

Now you're grown, so grown, now I must say more than ever.

Go Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye-Aye

and we can sing just like our fathers.



Come on Eileen,

I swear (well he means) At this moment you mean everything,

With you in that dress my thoughts I confess verge on dirty

Ah come on Eileen.



These people round here wear beaten down eyes

Sunk in smoke dried faces they're so resigned to what their fate is,

But not us, no not us we are far too young and clever.

Remember Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye-Aye

Eileen I'll hum this tune forever.



Come on Eileen, I swear, well he means

Ah come on let's take off everything,

That pretty red dress Eileen (Tell him yes)

I wonder if these lyrics are supposed to make sense, because if so, it's not working out.....
Time for our third and final round of confusing, and physically impossible to understand lyrics. Oh Come on.... You don't have to look so happy!
Here's the video! Good luck. Your going to need it....